Remember the other day when I regretfully told you I expected to be getting a lot of use out of my “Freaks!” category?
A WOMAN who had six ribs removed to look like Jessica Rabbit has vowed to carry on having plastic surgery.
Pixee Fox has spent £80,000 on 17 surgeries, including the £6,000 rib removal, four boob jobs, a Brazilian butt lift and labioplasty.
She now boasts an unbelievable 16in waist and 30J bust – and says it has always been her dream to look like her cartoon heroine.
She said: “People often come up to me and say, ‘Don’t take this the wrong way, but you look like a cartoon.’ But for me that’s a compliment, that’s what I want to achieve.
“Those cartoon characters represent the idealisation of the female body.”
Um. No, they do not. They represent the exaggeration of the idealization into an absurdity. They’re CARTOONS, for fuck’s sake.
Know what’s saddest of all, though? This is a pic of the deluded, mentally-ill woman before she decided to turn herself into a horrible, grotesque caricature of the female form:
She was stunningly beautiful, about as flawless as they get. Yet somehow, her brain became twisted enough to decide it was preferable to turn herself into an appalling human gargoyle (click on through for plenty of scarifying pictures). A lot of people might be inclined to try to read all sorts of things into that, making it a demonstration (or remonstration) of what it says about people, or society, generally. But it ‘s no such thing. The only thing it speaks of is the mental state of this single sad, wretched, damaged woman. And that’s bad enough.
And no, she doesn’t get her own special bathroom for it.