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Grab a Gibson

Oh, but I do so love this:

Great Gibson electric guitars have long been a means of fighting the establishment, so when the powers that be confiscated stocks of tone woods from the Gibson factory in Nashville—only to return them once there was a resolution and the investigation ended—it was an event worth celebrating. Introducing the Government Series II Les Paul, a striking new guitar from Gibson USA for 2014 that suitably marks this infamous time in Gibson’s history.

From its solid mahogany body with modern weight relief for enhance resonance and playing comfort, to its carved maple top, the Government Series II Les Paul follows the tradition of the great Les Paul Standards—but also makes a superb statement with its unique appointments. A distinctive vintage-gloss Government Tan finish, complemented by black-chrome hardware and black plastics and trim, is topped by a pick guard that’s hot-stamped in gold with the Government Series graphic—a bald eagle hoisting a Gibson guitar neck. Each Government Series II Les Paul also includes a genuine piece of Gibson USA history in its solid rosewood fingerboard, which is made from wood returned to Gibson by the US government after the resolution.

And because it’s a Gibson, the Government Series II Les Paul is a pure and powerful tone machine. Aided by a pair of Dirty Fingers+ pickups, among the hottest hum buckers Gibson has ever produced, this historic Les Paul is ready and willing to wage war on tonal timidity—and to get you heard in the process! Add a set of high-quality Grover™ tuners, a black hardshell case with Government Series graphic, a Certificate of Authenticity personally signed by Gibson CEO Henry Juszkiewicz, and legendary Gibson quality and craftsmanship: this is one mighty Les Paul that you’ll want to confiscate quickly and turn to your own creative devices. The Government Series II is limited by the availability of qualifying woods, so seize yours now from your authorized Gibson USA dealer.

Sounds good, except for that chambered-body nonsense (the “weight relief” bit), which I just hate. Not really my first choice for pickups either, but I usually end up changing those anyway. Also, “Government Tan”? Shouldn’t it be “Government Grey,” in honor of the bloodless, shadowy bureaucratic drones, Grey Men all, that run our lives for us? Either way, bravo, guys. Now if only I could afford one in this Obamaconomy.

(Via Kevin Wiliamson)

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2 thoughts on “Grab a Gibson

  1. The Government Model Series 1 WAS grey. And I agree on the weight relief, but then I mostly play Strats my own self.

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