Okay, this has to be one of the funniest spam comments ever, in its way; it’s by someone (or somebot) called “best orange county gardening,” attached to a post called “On trees, weeds, and pruning” which of course has absolutely nothing to do with literal trees or gardening:
Always trim a tree during its dormant season except any hazard condition. It is always advisable to trim the branches, which are small. Keep these things in mind and your tree trimming efforts will be a big success!
Included is a link to a lawn care website. I dunno, call me a weirdo, but after years of dealing with every kind of comment spam imaginable, this one just struck me as hilarious all the way around.