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Climate change disaster!

Women hardest hit. No, really.

A number (of) House Democrats have written a resolution calling on Congress to recognize that climate change will hurt the plight of women more than men; driving women into “transactional sex” for survival — among other horrible fates.

TEH GLOBAL WARMENING IS GOING TO TURN ALL YOUR WYMRYNS INTO HOOERS! It’s SCIENCE. There, ready to give us socialists complete control over the global economy NOW, you Denialist bastards?

Truly, truly hilarious, although the stench of desperation coming off of these Congressional rectal polyps is fierce enough to make your eyes water. Hayward suggests:

Perhaps someone should tell these idiots that the flailing climate-change charlatans have lately taken to claiming that, since there is NO global warming, and all of their climate models were proven incorrect, the man-made warming they so fervently believe in has actually been suppressing a naturally scheduled period of global cooling. In other words, in their haste to conceal their previous folly and dishonesty, the climate-change crowd is saying that man-made global warming held the planet’s temperature relatively stable. And the benefits of these warmer temperatures include…increased food production.

I don’t know which I like better: the idea that they’re now so far gone they’ve resorted to claiming that global warming actually causes…wait for it…global cooling; or the prospective spectacle of weedy, urban-liberal bints forced to totter about on stripper heels peddling it so as to be able to afford to violate their staunch veganism to buy a few scraps of questionable meat, lest they starve; or the admission that the only thing standing between these women and said ignominious hookerdom to this point has been…global warming.

No one clings to a discredited religious creed more desperately than a weak-minded, ignorant fanatic. It’s kinda pitiful, really.

Update! Leave it to Glenn:

Meanwhile, Russian scientists say that we’re heading into a period of Global Cooling. So does this mean fewer hookers?

And then watch the dumbass libtards get all screamy about the damage done to “sex workers,” noble and honorable professionals all, by that. Either way, the shrieks asserting the absolutely crucially vitally essential necessary necessity of more government intervention to save us all will be deafening. It’s the only possible solution, don’tchaknow, no matter what the eventuality.


1 thought on “Climate change disaster!

  1. “Ya, chure! T’ousands and t’ousands of hoors! I marry dem all, yoo betcha!”
    — Paint Your Wagon

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