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Want one!

Few bumper stickers are more annoying than those stupid “Coexist” ones, with the only real obstacle to the realization of the expressed ideal being the first letter, the Islamic crescent–which no sanctimonious lib sporting the sticker on their Volvo, Prius, or battered Subaru punk-rock POS would ever, ever admit, of course. The only good thing about it is knowing how much it must gall the Xtian-hating swine to have to put up with the cross being on there. At least it’s dead last in the hierarchy, almost an afterthought, its placement showing proper disrespect and contempt for the inbred, cretinous suburban-cave dwellers. That’ll show daddy what I think of him and his bourgeois ideals at last.

Well, via Maet and Doctor Rusty, we now have a somewhat…umm, grittier alternative, and it’s friggin’ perfect.

A mite pricey at 6.75 per, but what the hey, he offers a break on volume, so order several and hand ’em out to your liberal-idiot friends (if any). The purveyor of this fine, heart-warming product sends his positive message of tolerance, love, and whirled peas to all the world, along with demonstrating his awareness of current sad reality:

My guns have found a way to peacefully coexist with each other side by side in perfect harmony. Everyone of these brands coexist peacefully in my safe. They never fuss, argue or fight among themselves. 

MAKE THE LIBERALS RAGING MAD SALE= BUY THREE AND GET THE FOURTH ONE FREE AUTOMATICALLY. Simply put (3) in your order and I will send you the fourth one free.

Show your continued support for the second amendment and our right to bear arms. Order now before these stickers are banned.

Indeed. Because as sure as FederalGovCo is coming for your retirement stash, they’ll be coming for these too, most likely sooner rather than later.


2 thoughts on “Want one!

  1. On my old VW Bus, I had a COEXIST bumper sticker, but I put big red slashes through the Islamic Crescent “C” and the Peace Sign “O”, leaving just “EXIST”. Without the Islamics and the Peaceniks, we should be able to exist quite comfortably…

  2. Got one, still have to put it on my truck. Can’t wait for all the hippies to wave and smile at the old short-haired guy. Heh.

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