A yellow one. A scandal, an atrocity, a war crime? Horseshit; I could not possibly care less. Our guys could piss over the heads of living Taliban and I’d be just fine with it, much less room-temperature ones who only moments before were trying to shoot our troops or blow them up. Get back to me when they start sawing their heads off with dull kitchen knives and yodeling “Allahu Akhbar!” instead.
They shoulda wrapped the dirtbags in bacon first and let the bomb-sniffing dogs eat their feet, as far as I’m concerned. Ultimate, bone-crushing irony: “We strongly condemn the inhuman act of wild American soldiers, as ever, and consider this act in contradiction with all human and ethical norms,’ the statement said.” Blow me, troglodyte. But I guess I’d better be careful about saying that: if I was a twelve year old boy, they probably would.