Moochelle Antoinette to scold America again

November 1st, 2011

Now here’s something to look forward to. Just in time for Christmas, too.

Michelle’s back, and she’s madder than ever. She was already pretty angry, seemingly unhappy with just about everything. As her husband wrapped up the Democratic nomination in 2008, she let fly her real feelings: “For the first time in my adult lifetime, I’m really proud of my country.” A few months into her job as first lady, her French counterpart asked how she liked the gig: “Don’t ask!” she reportedly spat. “It’s hell. I can’t stand it!”

She even seems to be mad at her silver-tongued husband. When the two were to set off on a luxurious 10-day vacation to Martha’s Vineyard, she left early – four hours early – and flew up alone. And those private vacations. She’s traveled to some of the world’s most plush resorts, taking 42 days off in the past year – that’d be eight weeks of vacay time if she held down a normal job.

Now, she is ready to spew her bilious disgust with America on the campaign trail. A dignified, transcendent first lady? No chance.

So, America’s first lady will travel the country this election season to tell her fellow Americans just how bad it is out there (between lavish vacations, of course). Unlike President Ronald Reagan, who saw morning in America – that great shining city on a hill – Michelle will tell all who will listen that Republicans want to poison the air and water, stifle free speech, oppress the religious. She will offer not an uplifting vision of what her husband’s America could be but only a vapid view of what Republicans’ America would be.

That is the America she lives in, and by campaign’s end, it will be clear that she’s no longer “proud of my country.” Maybe she never really was.

Of course not. Like her worthless husband, she despises it, even as she’s enjoying a far grander, more opulent lifestyle than she’s ever earned, one that would be highly unlikely for a person with her skill set and “intelligence” to attain in any other nation on earth. We’d all have been better off if someone, somewhere along the line, had taught those two to fish.

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  1. derfel cadarn
    November 1st, 2011 at 09:48 | #1
    This vitriolic harpy, the consummate moocher on the American taxpayer would be best off to shut her mouth. With any luck real Americans will reject her treasonous husband`s reelection. If there were truly justice in America they would both be banished to one of their newly minted democratic states of Islam where they (especially she) can take full advantage of their enlightened brand of feminist laws. Her and her husbands presence have put a stain on the American Experience that even the mighty Amazon would find difficult to wash away. Having to bear the burden of this women for another year is almost more than can be born by those people that are true to the Constitution and the idea of America as purposed by our founders.
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