Cold Fury

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The monster Palin’s invincible, unstoppable mind-control death ray

Wherein the unguarded truth slips out, and the liberal-fascist wishful thinking behind this week’s vicious, self-flagellating smear campaign stands revealed in all its weak-kneed ignominy:

“I think that the president’s message is going to prevail. In fact I think Sarah Palin may be looking at the end of her political ride. I think she may be at the end of her ride right now. If Sarah Palin would have said ‘you know what, I probably have been responsible for overblown rhetoric and I’m going to watch myself,’ that would be different. But she is completely unrepentant…”

HOW DARE SHE refuse to humbly submit to our grossly malicious lies about being complicit in a mass murder! HAVE YOU NO SHAME, YOU MONSTER? AT LONG LAST, HAVE YOU NO SHAME?

She is finished. Finished! Because I said so. Thank God. Every time she speaks, I pee myself a little, and I’m running out of fresh Underoos here. In fact, you could go so far as to say I’m all wee-wee’d up.

Link goes to Treacher, not the original PuffHo item, because fuck them in the liver. Jim adds:

Yeah, what’s up with her playing the victim? Who among us hasn’t been accused of guiding the hand of a demented killer, based on absolutely no evidence whatsoever? As Tim Carney puts it: “Honestly, why did Sarah Palin have to inject herself into this debate over whether she bears blame for mass murder?”

Although the more I think about the Magic Voodoo Map of Death, the more plausible it gets. It’s the perfect crime: Palin sticks a pin in a map, in a matter of speaking, and her evil sorcery causes somebody who lives at that location to do something awful. The beautiful thing is, her victim doesn’t even need to see the map. He doesn’t even know that’s the reason he’s doing it. He has no idea Palin is controlling his mind. She has complete deniability.

The fact that such an idea is completely nuts is just the capper: That’s what she wants you to think. There’s nothing this monster won’t stoop to.

See? Leftism is easy. All you have to do is stop thinking.

Ain’t that the doggamned truth. The nice thing is: THEY HAVE NO CLUE HOW BADLY THEY’RE SCREWING THEMSELVES WITH ALL THIS. As usual. The not-so-nice thing is: next time they get their heads handed to them (SHRIIEEEK!) in an election, they’re going to go even more batshit crazy trying to find ways to avoid acknowledging the real reason why. But even that has an upside: number one, it’s funny as hell, and number two, they’ll damage themselves and their misbegotten cause even more when they do. Hey, Leftards, if you bite down even harder and go around in circles even faster, sooner or later that tail you have between your teeth is bound to get tired and give up.




"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." – Claire Wolfe, 101 Things to Do 'Til the Revolution

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