Gee, think it might be envy on the part of these no-talent, self-righteous, juiceless shrews?
BERNHARD: I mean, Bob Fosse, he turned over in his grave.
BEHAR: I know. What about Fred Astair and Ginger Rogers? They’re dead, you know. They died last night.
BERNHARD: Yes. They died and came back and died for the third time.
BEHAR: What’s her name, Bristol on today’s “View” said something like —
BERNHARD: How did she do it? How did she get to New York to do the “View”?
BEHAR: I don’t know.
REBECCA DANA, SENIOR CORRESPONDENT, THE DAILY BEAST: They have their own plane, these people.
BERNHARD: She’s such a hooker. She got on a flight after losing last night.
Some male out there with a surfeit of compassion, little self-respect, and very poor vision ought to go flirt with these gorgons sometime, so they won’t have to continue making a public spectacle of their wretched undesirability by sharpening their claws on poor teenagers who haven’t done them — or anyone else — any conceivable harm at all.
Ahh, but being a liberal means never escaping the fetters of unreasoning hatred for all who refuse to ideologically line up with the rest of the groupthinking drones. Thankfully, Bristol has the best imaginable role model close at hand when it comes to learning how to properly deal with such:
My fellow Americans in all 57 states, the time has changed for come. With our country founded more than 20 centuries ago, we have much to celebrate – from the FBI’s 100 days to the reforms that bring greater inefficiencies to our health care system. We know that countries like Europe are willing to stand with us in our fight to halt the rise of privacy, and Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s. And let’s face it, everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma and they end up taking up a hospital bed. It costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early, and they got some treatment, and ah, a breathalyzer, or an inhalator. I mean, not a breathalyzer, ah, I don’t know what the term is in Austrian for that…
Of course, the paragraph above is based on a series of misstatements and verbal gaffes made by Barack Obama (I didn’t have enough time to do one for Joe Biden). YouTube links are provided just in case you doubt the accuracy of these all too human slips-of-the-tongue. If you can’t remember hearing about them, that’s because for the most part the media didn’t consider them newsworthy. I have no complaint about that. Everybody makes the occasional verbal gaffe – even news anchors.
If the media had bothered to actually listen to all of my remarks on Glenn Beck’s radio show, they would have noticed that I refer to South Korea as our ally throughout, that I corrected myself seconds after my slip-of-the-tongue, and that I made it abundantly clear that pressure should be put on China to restrict energy exports to the North Korean regime. The media could even have done due diligence and checked my previous statements on the subject, which have always been consistent, and in fact even ahead of the curve. But why let the facts get in the way of a good story?
“Hope springs eternal” as the poet says. Let’s hope that perhaps, just maybe, they might get it right next time.
Don’t hold your breath, Sarah. Just keep right on stomping the stupid cockroaches. Links to Ogabe’s blockhead (and all-but-ignored) gaffes throughout the post; check ’em out if you want proof of how truly stupid and inarticulate our pretend pResident Supergenius really is.