MILTON BRADLEY, TREASURER
A Wichita, Kan., man was beaten by drug dealers after he paid for crack cocaine with Monopoly money.
The man, who was bleeding from the head when police pulled him over, said he had bought the crack weeks before and that the dealer was only now taking revenge.
The man refused to identify his attackers, but police spokesman Gordon Bassham said officers were still investigating.
“That was not a get-out-of-jail-free card,” Bassham said.
Sorry, Pablo, but only the Feds can use funny money.
Do not pass ‘Go’. Or Health Care.