The Adventures of Mayor Maynot:
Miss Armstrong was pushed against a car by the girls, one of whom had an iron bar. The victim called out for help to a passing cyclist, who turned out to be the Mayor.
He stopped and chased the girls down the street, calling them “oiks” [“louts”], according to Miss Armstrong, who praised the Mayor’s intervention.
Mayor Johnson was later arrested at his home for “vigilantism” and “insulting a protected class” (the “Loutish-Britannic Community”).
I completely fabricated that last sentence.
But you weren’t sure, were you?