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Outsourcing Astroturf

When you have to call in the SEIU to make an argument in favor of health care “reform” because your surrogates aren’t having so much luck, that’s one thing.

Outsourcing it to 11 year-olds places the Obama administration in a whole ‘nother league.

Hell, putting an 11 year-old up to this pretty much qualifies as child abuse. Imagine how pissed she’s gonna be when grows up, cuts the apron strings and learns how to think for herself. Man, that’s gonna be like, oh, decades of psychotherapy! She’s gonna be pissed. Anything for the cause, though, right?

What’s the matter libtards? Can’t come up with anything more compelling than a beat down or a brainwashed 11 year-old?

You guys are really losing your touch. You can do better than this. Remember – Saul Alinsky is counting on you. Now get back to work and see if you can find some Down’s Syndrome kid to make the argument for you. That’s compelling stuff, no?

Oh, I forgot, you would have aborted them instead, “because Down syndrome is just too cute to be reserved for one in 800 births.” You’re trying to get it down to zero in 800 births through eugenics. Sorry, there goes that idea.

Hey, I tried to help, you’re on your own now. For a while there, I really did think the Down’s Syndrome idea would be a winner for you. But just in case you didn’t notice – nothing you do is convincing people that the crap sandwich you’re trying to push through Congress is a winner. Nothing.

Onward, comrades! You can still win!

(…and be swept back into the wilderness in 2010….)


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