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It just means so much more to so much more…

I won’t claim to have my hand on the pulse of all that is hip and trendy.  I try to pay attention to what’s popular and what’s old news. I pride myself on have a decent eclectic knowledge of music, books,  and movies. When it comes to fashion, music, etc., I normally don’t judge 99% of the folks on their choices…different strokes for different folks I say…

…however, I do believe that if you are going to choose something that originates from a specific culture, demographic, etc., say, the inner city…you should have at least 1/32 of an ounce of authenticity…

Having said that, I make this humble observation:

No matter how much rap and hip hop you listen to–

No matter how many gold chains you wear–

No matter how expensive your sneakers–

No matter how baggy the clothes slipping past your skinny, pale ass

No matter how cool the sunglasses you’re wearing at night are–

If  you are a teenage white male from the suburbs driving a ford focus:

You are not a gangster…

You are not hard-assed…

You are not hardcore…

and most importantly:

YOU-ARE-NOT-A-GOD-DAMNED-PIMP!!!

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3 thoughts on “It just means so much more to so much more…

  1. I would like to add, “No matter how much you sunk into the stereo and rims, it is IMPOSSIBLE to make a mini-van cool.”

    Thanks.

  2. …and you’re not impressing anyone by riding around with that stereo cranked up so loud the vibrations from the bass line can be felt in the car next to you.

  3. He could still be a God-damned pimp, considering the level teenage girls are on these days.

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