“WHISKEY RIVER” DECLARED FEDERAL WETLAND
* It wasn’t just the Limousine Liberal Liberal Limousine Omission Standards. Or the Mercedes Medi-Care Malfeasance. Or the Good Fairy Charitable Deductions–which reminds me; something is very wrong with a tax code when Bill Clinton can write off his used underpants. Anyway, Daschle also claimed the DC Homestead Exemption–’til he got caught.
When three or four Democrats can break 20 or 30 tax laws, maybe it’s not just Democrats that are out of control. Maybe the tax laws are, too.
*The economist Keynes advocated stimulus as “priming the pump”, not “unclogging the toilet”.
*”My Pet Paycheck”: Mr. Entitlement and Mrs. Grievance went to a DC school recently. When one girl said she hoped to be First Lady someday, the First Lady complained to the child: “It doesn’t pay much.”
Yet somehow, after we forced the job on her, Laura Bush managed to squeak by.
*The government has so much extra money lying around that the the new S-CHIP bill will insure 2 million kids who already have private insurance. That’s not about helping kids–it’s about helping government take over health care.
*Just as the new Lilly Ledbetter law isn’t about equal pay. No, we already had those laws. It is about abolishing statutes of limitations, so trial lawyers can sue companies for things that may or may not have happened 50 years ago, and nobody is still alive to testify against them. It’s a gift to vampire lawyers; real victims will only get crumbs. As for the businesses they cripple, well, we don’t really need those jobs, anyway–do we?
*“A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose your job. And recovery is when Barack Obama loses his.”–Thank you, Zombie Reagan.