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Questionnaire’s Unease


To work for Barry, you must answer this question:

Have you had “any association with any person or group that could be used…to impugn or attack your character?”

Has Obama had any association with any person or group that couldn’t be used to impugn or attack his character? I was actually glad when I learned that Tony Rezko wasn’t a communist.

“Do you or any members of your immediate family own a gun? If so, provide complete ownership and registration information. Has the registration ever lapsed? Please also describe how and by whom it is used and whether it has been the cause of any personal injuries or property damage.”

Q: What is wrong with that question? Is it …

a.) It prys into family privacy, and violates spousal privilege.
b.) You shouldn’t ask if someone has exercised a Constitutional right.
c.) In most places, citizens are not required to register guns any more than they’re required to register churches. At least ’til Nov. 3rd.
d.) Why worry more about a gun’s record than a candidate’s? Obama has entire years of his life he can’t account for.

The answer is…
e.) a gun has never “been the cause of any personal injuries or property damage.” It’s the person using the gun that “causes” damage. Otherwise, no one would ever work in a gun store. “The gun just went off, your Honor”. Sure it did. And those french fries made me eat them. French bastards.


6 thoughts on “Questionnaire’s Unease

  1. Hello? I would like to register my spoons as being the thing that has made me into a fat bastard. And the Breyers that kept throwing itself into my shopping cart so I couldn’t resist it.

    By the way, from the people that Obama hangs around with, I would have to say yes. Because I was a Boy Scout.

  2. I’d like to go on record as saying if there’s going to be two apotheosii around here, I’m the one who understands that the difference between guns and pollution/nuclear waste is that guns aren’t dangerous to the health in and of themselves, but rather only when wielded by an operator.

    Also that other guy capitalizes his name, thus totally missing the subtle irony of a deliberately understated superlative.

  3. apotheosis.

    The other “A”potheosis is unwlcome here–I won’t abide an identity thief. Some Lefties can’t even argue dishonestly honestly. Your nuanced panache however is welcome here.

    On the point, when a criminal commits a crime using a gun, liberals want to blame society or blame the gun. We have a different take.

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