So long, America.

November 5th, 2008

It was good to know you, what little of you I knew.

Republicans?

Next time you expect to get this Independent’s vote, try this: Nominate someone with principles.

You stupid fuckers.  You stupid, stupid, fucking stupid fuckers.  The Democrats have a cult of personality.  You don’t win by emulating, at least not in this game.  You win with principles.  Ideas.  Concepts.  Plans drawn from same.

Schwerpunkt, for those of you unafraid of words from “other” languages.

Instead you nominated some worn out old war hero that should have been read out of the Republican party decades ago.

I hoped, I really did.  When everyone railed against the man, I still hoped, because facing the possibility of an America hating, terrorist cuddling President was simply too much to bear.  The alternative to a McAmnesty Presidency was simply too painful to contemplate.

Pain deferred is never pain avoided, I learned that years ago.  How did I ever forget?

Thanks a lot, assholes.  For the next four years (at least, if we survive that long, which I doubt) we all, Democrat, Republican and boneheaded old Independents alike, get to remember.

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  1. Nostradamus
    November 5th, 2008 at 01:41 | #1
    There's an old saying: "Be careful for what you wish. You might just get it." Well, YOU GOT IT. In one of the dumbest moves ever, Americans indoctrinated in Liberal bastions managed to elect a House, Senate and Congressional majority. (Notice how Americans NOT living in these areas had the sense to vote for REALISTS instead of IDEALISTS. 48% of American voters do not share the liberal's lopsided views). But with power comes RESPONSIBILITY, and in this case, there can be no excuses. You got it all, just what you wanted. Congrats! But now YOU will be blamed for everything from locusts to hurricanes to $4 gasoline to deficit spending to failure of schools to educate to high taxes, unemployment, interest rates and inflation. You wanted it. You got it. Rest assured we will be keeping score, and our memory of the "I Blame Bush" era. So let us practice: "I Blame Obama." Has a nice ring to it! There CAN BE NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE, because you control it all. Have fun with that. I know that I will! Rezko, Wright, Pflegler and Farrakan are all laughing right now. We'll see how funny they think the next 4-years will be. Liberals won't be laughing for long either. (But I will be, every day).
  2. November 5th, 2008 at 02:39 | #2
    We can say all we want that finally the Dems will get the blame and these idiots who vote for them will see the consequences of their poor decisions and that the other side of the aisle will finally have to wake up and smell the coffee and change their way of operating... but it won't happen. He'll lie, they'll lie, sheep will believe them, we'll all end up in the same handbasket to hell together but they will never, never admit they were wrong or change their ways - any of them. My husband says "we get the government we deserve." Well, that may be true for the percentage that voted for this empty narcissist, but the rest of us are screwed along with them.
  3. CupidStunt
    November 5th, 2008 at 04:17 | #3
    They STOLE it man. Just like y'all predicted on here for weeks now. Watch out for the black helicopters. Us folks in 'real' America, kieep your eyes peeled and your guns loaded. What ME.... paranoid.....? And I think he's an Arab too!
  4. apotheosis
    November 5th, 2008 at 09:46 | #4
    Black helicopters? Paranoia? Oh, CS, you clever, wacky little rascal, you!

    Tell me, since we're on political stereotypes, shouldn't you be down at the big gay soup kitchen passing out free blowjobs for the underprivileged sexually-ambiguous minorities? In fact, you might need to work double shifts now that Obama got a different job.

    (Actually, come to think of it, it's pretty much the same job.)

  5. Stymphalian Bird
    November 5th, 2008 at 11:58 | #5
    America is not dead yet and we,ll never ever let it die THE AMERICAN PHOENIX IS PREPARING TO RISE
  6. November 5th, 2008 at 21:41 | #6

    America is not dead yet and we,ll never ever let it die THE AMERICAN PHOENIX IS PREPARING TO RISE

    In-fucking_DEED! It's happened before, it will hopefully never happen again. Buckle up boys and girls.

  7. Rj
    November 5th, 2008 at 23:48 | #7
    So they took the entire federal government in one fell swoop. So we nominated sub-par candidates to an election that we were predicted to loose for 4 years now. Fortunately, the illuminati left DID take every part of the federal government. They will now take all the blame and victims of the massive backlash that occur in it's wake.
  8. apotheosis
    November 6th, 2008 at 09:56 | #8

    Stereotypes apotheosis? You have a go at gays, the homeless, men-of-color.

    Yeah, that was sort of the point, implying that your party was solely composed of said demographic, since you decided to cast aspersions on ours. Demonstrating absurdity by being absurd. I'm not terribly surprised that eluded you.

    No wonder young, minority, gay, whatever

    The "whatever" you're looking for there was "homeless" and, indeed, they did vote for your guy in droves. Sometimes more than once, eh? Wink wink nudge nudge.

    BTW I'm female

    Well gosh golly, no wonder you use your mouth purtier than a five-dollar whore. Here's five-fifty, pick yourself up a cup of decaf.

  9. Blacque Jacques Shellacque
    November 6th, 2008 at 23:58 | #9
    They will now take all the blame...

    You can't be serious.

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