Epic Fail.

August 30th, 2008

Democrats, that is.  As usual.  Seriously, these people are so in love with losing it’s hilarious.  And now they get to do it some more.

Lots more.

Senator Maverick is about to be President Maverick in a landslide.  Le Baron du Bang thinks Urkel might manage to carry all of seven states with the addition of Senator Hair Plugs to his ticket.

I disagree.  I think we’re in for a repeat of 1980 1984.  You could not ask for a bigger combination of Fail! in any two candidates without running a Pelosi/Gore ticket.  Which would be funny, for everyone who isn’t a batshit insane Democrat.

Sorry for the redundancy.

You want to know the richest part of this ticket?  The smoothest, creamiest high calorie center ever to fill a political twinkie?

THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL BE A REPUBLICAN.

Interesting times, indeed.

Edit: Further research shows that The Greatest Monster Ever to Occupy The White House actually carried a few states in 1980.

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  1. Trish
    August 30th, 2008 at 21:15 | #1
    Much as I despise Jimmy Carter and what he did to this country, he was not the worst monster ever to occupy the White House.
    That claim to shame must go to Lyndon Baines Johnson.
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