Here’s why I read Schlong.
He bringeth teh funnay!
Figures it’d be a damned rice grinder. Run it a year, then throw it away. Fast while it lasts, but it don’t last long. And about as much class as a dead mackerel in the lobby of a Motel 6. 😉
Yeah, I hear ya.
I’m about to have to upgrade my current machine a bit. The new Epson V700 is most likely going to stomp a mudhole in it when I start trying to scan medium format film. It’s only 6×4.5, but I’m calculating around 130-145 megapixels per image at max resolution.
Going to need some more RAM, I reckon. And a new hard drive. Or two.
Digital photo what now?
“Driving transmission at fastass speeds”? Mkay, then.
Perhaps not the best comparison in the world for any number of reasons. A Ducati versus a generic rice rocket would work better. Class, style and speed versus something you care for about as much as a disposable razor, and replace with as much frequency.
You know, I don’t think I’d go around saying “I read schlong” just willy-nilly.
S’alright, Weas. I’m secure enough in my manhood to handle it. 🙂
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