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5 thoughts on “Wheee!

  1. Figures it’d be a damned rice grinder. Run it a year, then throw it away. Fast while it lasts, but it don’t last long. And about as much class as a dead mackerel in the lobby of a Motel 6. 😉

  2. BWHAHA!

    Yeah, I hear ya.

    I’m about to have to upgrade my current machine a bit. The new Epson V700 is most likely going to stomp a mudhole in it when I start trying to scan medium format film. It’s only 6×4.5, but I’m calculating around 130-145 megapixels per image at max resolution.

    Going to need some more RAM, I reckon. And a new hard drive. Or two.

    Digital photo what now?

  3. “Driving transmission at fastass speeds”? Mkay, then.

    Perhaps not the best comparison in the world for any number of reasons. A Ducati versus a generic rice rocket would work better. Class, style and speed versus something you care for about as much as a disposable razor, and replace with as much frequency.

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