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Schlocke the Vote

I need to first disclose that I’m not a fan of modern rock.

It has no soul.

No creativity past the ability to dress up in semi-goth/punk attire.

No talent beyond the ability to butcher the same three or four guitar chords, over and over again…while horse-mouthing the microphone, and screeching whiney, bitchy lyrics.

The RCOB drops swiftly, everytime I ponder the reality that while musicians like Mike are busting their asses driving trucks and what-not {/end_brownnose}, these fucknozzles are living the good life…

Having said all that…I hate Coldplay. Hate.Them.With.A.Passion.

I honestly don’t think I could have hated them much more than I do now…but give chris martin credit…the little bitch delivers:

Do you see any reason for hope?
As soon as Barack Obama becomes president, people will be a bit more optimistic. If Obama was to be president, it would immediately change the whole outside world’s opinion of America overnight. America’s public image at the moment is really bad. And it’s a bummer, because over half of Americans are the coolest people on the planet. But they’ve been so misrepresented.

The world can kiss my furry ass–with its tongue hangin’ out…

The EU is only as strong as it is, because of our tax dollars rebuilding their infrastructure after TWO of their fucking wars…not to mention keeping the Soviets at bay for over 40 years.

China is only as rich and powerful as it is, because our brilliant leaders have given them the sweetest tit on the hog in trade and military secrets.

The rest of the world can FOAD…figure out which master you want to serve and which boot you want to lick…we’ll rescue you when we get a roundtuit…

…And by cool people, chris “coldgay” martin means the turds who voted for Kerry, and the trout-mouths who punished the republicans two years ago by giving us this current crop of honest, ethical democratic leadership…

Do you think he can win?
I do. But I think that, really, the fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win. No question. Of course, Barack Obama is human like the rest of us. He’s going to fuck up. But I’m just trying to look on the bright side. What’s the point of being negative? Where does that get us? It gets you your own radio chat show, but it doesn’t really do anything for the world.

Well rats bit…the little bitch might be on to something…

I got it…Let’s ALL vote in each other’s elections!

Especially in Zimbabwe, Iran, North Korea, Russia, China, Cuba, Venezuela, etc…because those countries are God.Damned.Paragons of democracy and liberty…and they absolutely DO NOT affect the world…no way, no how…

I would loving nothing more than to monkey-stomp martin’s mincy, poofer face with dogshit encrusted brogan. It’d be worth the stint in jail.

(via Dirty Harry)

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3 thoughts on “Schlocke the Vote

  1. The RCOB drops swiftly, everytime I ponder the reality that while musicians like Mike are busting their asses driving trucks and what-not…

    That’s okay, D. Once Barrack gets elected Savior, I’m sure he’ll fix that too,along with everything else wrong with this, the Greatest Nation On Earth (except for All the Others). BECAUSE OF TEH COMPASSION!

  2. I need to first disclose that I’m not a fan of modern rock.
    It has no soul.
    No creativity past the ability to dress up in semi-goth/punk attire.
    No talent beyond the ability to butcher the same three or four guitar chords, over and over again…while horse-mouthing the microphone, and screeching whiney, bitchy lyrics.
     
    Bravo.  Well said, sir, well said indeed.
     
    I’ve never been able to comprehend how someone can have one of the top five jobs of all time and still be able to “sing” in a whiney tone that sets the listener’s teeth on edge about how much life sucks.

  3. Sure, let’s have the whole effin’ world vote in our election because it no longer matters what the real citizens of this nation want, it’s what the celebs and other other countries want. That explains everything.

    Also, agree with you on modern music – it wanks. The alternative sound of the 90’s killed music.

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